AISubs v3.7
Yard Motogawa's Shibuya Yard! Yard! Yard!
Shibuya Yard! I'm Sasai!
When you're drinking and you're having a good time, there's something that wakes you up.
- What is it? - Is it a lie?
- Huh?! - It's a lie, isn't it?
But it's hard to come up with a joke like that.
Because it's weird to think about it emotionally.
- It's weird. - It's like alcohol at this moment.
- It's weird. - It's weird.
I think it's a lie, but I feel it.
It's like my consciousness suddenly returns to normal.
Or my head suddenly feels refreshed.
- There's a phenomenon like that, right? - Yeah.
It's a mysterious phenomenon I can't explain in science.
I don't know what it is, but it suddenly comes back to normal.
I don't think I can do it on purpose.
No matter how drunk I am, if you do this, I can go back to normal.
That's what I want you three to think about this time.
Well, if you're going to do it with alcohol someday...
If you're going to do it every day...
If you think it's bad, do it.
- I see. - Yes.
It's worth putting up with.
We're going to drink until we're pretty drunk.
When we think it's about time we wake him up...
- We'll do it. - That's right.
And we'll go back to normal.
- There's a driver in the car. - You can't.
- Whoa! - You can't do anything wrong.
I think it's going to be pretty fast-forwarded from here.
Everyone, please watch while drinking.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Cheers!
[Starting now!]
I just started Instagram.
- You've been doing it for a while. - You've been doing it for a while.
- I don't know what to do. - Reunion!
I thought, "Ah, I made a mistake."
But you can't recover from it.
I heard the story on Twitter.
- Yeah, I heard it on Twitter. - Yeah, I heard it on Twitter.
- I didn't post it. - No, you didn't.
- I made a mistake. - No, you didn't.
But you didn't make it.
It's written there.
I said, "Ah, ah."
- It's not good yet. - It's not good yet.
It's not good yet, but I'm not tired of talking about it.
What?!
I think I'm tired of talking about starting Instagram.
[Starting now!]
"Imumaru (himself)" is about to stop, isn't it?
You have a great sense of reason.
You're lying.
You should change your profile picture with a handsome guy.
I changed my profile picture.
You're lying.
Can I see it?
Toshimitsu told me to change my profile picture.
My name is Imumaru.
[Imumaru changed his profile picture.]
Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
"Bajima" intro!
"Imumaru"!
"Guri" miracle!
Correct!
Every time "Bajima" comes out, "Pun" is hit in the head.
You're really cute and you don't respect me in any way.
You're really cute.
Pun is not against you.
You're really cute.
You're not against "Pun", are you?
What?
- There's a fried sweet potato vending machine these days. - Yeah, there is.
- Yeah, there is.
- I was really curious about it. - There's also a honey vending machine.
- Yeah, there's also an eel vending machine. - Oh, really?
- Yeah, there is. - It's still under development.
- Yeah, they're working really hard. - Yeah.
And instead of a park, they have an event on Saturdays by the river.
- Oh, a fishing bar. - A fishing bar.
- They do it a lot. - They do it a lot.
Recently, I took my kids there.
Everyone's taking their babies there.
I said, "It's a kid's event."
- And it's a dog position. - A dog position?
Everyone's taking their babies like they're a dog's baby.
- It's a human baby. - It's a human baby.
I was looking at my kids like this.
Oh, they're all there.
- The kids are talking. - Recently,
- I took Yui, who has a lot of cleanliness claims, there. - I thought you'd say that.
She was born from my armpits.
- Please use this. - Please use this.
- I'm 80% or 90% drunk. - Your face is crazy.
- You're not drunk at all, are you? - I'm really not drunk at all.
When I said I was 80% or 90% drunk and woke up,
- There's one more thing. - Yes?
- There was a Jojoen mark on this desk. - Yes, there is.
- This is it. - This is it.
- Jojoen. - This is it!
- There was a Jojoen mark. - Where?
- Shibayu. - Huh?
- Come here. - There was a Jojoen.
- There was a Jojoen here, Shibayu.
- Hey! - Hey!
- It's Jojoen! - Hey!
You don't notice it unless you're drunk.
- How drunk are you? - I'm drunk.
- How old are you? - I'm about 6 or 7.
- I don't know. - I'm about 6 or 7.
- But if you're a little older... - Oh, I see.
- It's about the same for the three of you. - Yeah.
- Shibaya, you know, drink a little and say, "Why are you getting angry with me?" Don't make a story like that. - For that story... - I have a suggestion. - You'll shake. - Shibaya, run and run away! - You'll shake! - Oh yeah, yeah! - Yeah! - One, two, three! - There is a color of everyday life, but it can only be one. - Always in the rain, there is a dream of... - Of... - Ooh, yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- 600,000 yen phone. - Nice and soft.
- Whether it's dirty or not, I think it's a must - have item. - It's a must-have item.
- I can only wear it, and even if it's dirty, I can wear it again.
- Can I push the cigarette button next time? - You can't.
- Of course you can! - You can't, can you?
- Of course you can! It's definitely better to have it! - A dead person is fine.
- A dead person is...
[2 HOURS LATER...]
- It seems like it's been about 2 hours. - Yes.
- It's pretty excited. - Yes, it's complete.
- If you drink any more, it'll heat up, so I'd like you to put it down for now. - Yeah.
- I'm going to wake up Yumemaru's drunkenness. - Yes.
- This time, I've prepared this! - Mmm, ta-da!
- A big balloon and earphones. - Yes.
- They're all tangled up. - When you want to wake up from drunkenness...
- you need something like an easy-to-understand shock. - Yeah.
- It's as simple as a big balloon exploding. - Yeah.
- It's exciting, and when you untangle the earphones... - Yeah.
- the balloon will stop. - Yeah.
- If you think about it, you'll wake up from drunkenness. - Yeah.
- If it doesn't work and it breaks... - Yeah.
- you'll wake up from drunkenness. - Yeah.
- You'll definitely wake up from drunkenness. - Yeah.
- If you don't do it calmly, you won't be able to untangle it. - Yeah.
- Whatever it is, you'll wake up from drunkenness. - Yeah.
- That's what this set is about. - Yeah.
- This time, Tetsuya, me, and Shibayu... - Yeah.
- we're almost like a team. - Yeah.
- The three of us will wake you up one at a time. - Yeah.
- We can't overlap. - Yeah.
- Let's wake him up. - Yeah.
- I don't think men will forgive it. - Yeah.
- But it's right... - It's not about forgiving it.
- Men... - It's right...
- Kyaaa! This is bad!
- If I don't untangle this earphone's entanglement... - Yeah.
- and this bandage... - Yeah.
- the balloon will explode! - Yeah!
- Hurry up! - Yeah.
- One more time.
- Hurry up!
- Hold this for me!
Ouch!
- Aaaaaah! - Ouch!
- Aaaaaah! - Aaaaaah!
- You're a dreamer! - I can't do this!
- You're getting too involved! - Who are you guys?!
- Who are you?! - What team are you guys in?
- We're from Yahang Kita Junior High School. - Excuse me, sir!
- Excuse me! Excuse me! - We're a team of Yankees!
- We're a team of Gokus! - You guys are fine!
- We want to know about you. - What?
- How is it? Are you ready? - I'm not ready!
- Is this wrong? - This is good.
- There's actually a reverse. - If it's true, I'm a little scared.
- I'm not scared at all. - You're like a cushion.
- Hey you! - Yes?
- Why don't you quit YouTube? - Hahaha!
- It's not funny, but why don't you quit YouTube? - Hey!
- Hey you! - I'm scared!
- Show me your mouth! - There's nothing in it.
- Aaaaaah! - Wow!
- It's Matrix!
- It's already 11 o'clock. - What time is it now?
- Can you tell me the time? - It's 5 o'clock.
- We got the time! - Are you serious?
- We got the time! - I'm sorry.
- Earlier, it didn't work at all, right? - Not at all.
Since it wasn't enough, I thought I'd add a little more shock.
- The moment you hear it in your ear, you think it's bad. - That's right.
- It's this one. - Yes.
- Ta-da! - Whoa!
- It's heavy. - This is heavy.
- It's seriously worth a million yen. - A million yen is a lot of money, isn't it?
- I'm going to say "I'm going to bet this for real." - Yes.
- If I do that, I'll be drunk and say, "Are you serious?! This is bad!"
- I think it'll probably be easy. - If you bet this, you're gambling, right?
- That's right, but I'm not actually going to do it. - Yes.
Just saying "I'm not actually doing it" is a little delicate.
I also prepared another gimmick that'll make you feel like you're about to get drunk.
It's a little happening that occurs after you've spent a lot of money and a little bit of money.
- I'm definitely going to make you feel like you're about to get drunk. - Yes.
Let's do this.
- Oh! That looks delicious! What is this?! - Waaaaaaah!
- Yay!
[The next day...]
Ladies and gentlemen!
We're going to play a fun game!
Toshimitsu-san!
Toshichan!
Let's play a fun game!
Are you having fun?
Toshichan, look!
Let's watch it one more time!
It's important!
It's important! Listen carefully!
Where did you get it?
I got it 50 years ago!
It's 66000 yen!
It's 60000 yen!
I'll give it to you!
It's about 1 million yen, isn't it?
However, if you miss it...
It's a big risk!
If you miss it...
On the contrary...
I'll give you 1 million yen!
Stop it!
Are you serious?
Toshichan!
Let's do it!
It's 1 million yen!
If you miss it...
Can you pass it to me?
How much is it?
It's a lot of money!
I'll take this money!
It's a lot of money!
This is the real one!
Can I touch it?
Yes!
Let's start the game!
Look at the middle of it!
Look!
Look at the middle of it!
I'll move it!
Don't move it!
Look at it carefully!
It's hard!
This is it!
I'm gonna say it now!
I did it!
Sasaesan!
It's a thief!
Give me my money!
What are you doing?
Give me my money!
What are you doing?
Take it!
Hey!
Shibayu!
What are you doing?
Don't move!
Don't do that!
No!
I know you can't do it anymore!
Do you know what will happen?
Shibayu!
Don't talk to me!
I'm gonna take you!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
This is the money of a group called "Toukai-moya".
A strange man took it and robbed it.
I'm sorry!
It must have been hard for you.
Someone just died.
There's something more important than someone's death.
Toshimi-san, are you sober now?
Shibayu...
I want your money...
Are you sober now?
I usually don't ask for money,
but I'd like you to give me your money.
That's a lot of money!
It's a small amount of money.
It's easy for me to kill you.
Are you sure you don't want it?
You don't need it if you're drunk, do you?
I think this moment is more important.
If you can buy this moment for one million yen, you should buy it.
I want to buy it!
Are you sober now?
The answer is...
Thank you very much!
[Singing]
It's hot!
Oh my god!
Please do it!
[Singing]
Isn't it crazy?
I've never seen it before, but...
The color of the skin was white.
Okay, come here!
[Singing]
Oh my god...
It's so cold!
Didn't you level up?
You're being pampered!
I don't think I can do this anymore, so I'm going to use these "insect glasses" that I'm not sure if I can use anymore.
I'm going to make you feel the cold with this "gatsun!"
This time, I'm going to have someone teach me how to make oden.
That's all there is to it, but I'm sure it'll make you feel better.
Let's go!
Hello? Hello?
What are you talking about?
You're filming right now, aren't you?
That's right.
What?
Do you still want to talk?
No, no, no! I'm filming right now!
What?
You're in trouble if you don't talk right now?!
Insect-san...
Huh?
You said you wanted to talk to me...
Who are you?!
Chase him back!
Can't you do it?
Whatever. I'll give you my feelings.
I'm sorry! I said I'd talk to you, so thank me!
Get out of my way!
Tetsuya...
Get out of my way!
Hello?
Who is it?!
It's been a while, Taiki!
Who are you?!
Do you know who I am?!
I don't know! Who are you?!
You don't know?!
I think I know who you are! Who are you?!
I'm Tenpazumink's Peronin!
It's been a while!
Hey!
You can't help me with your video!
Isn't Taiki drunk right now?
No, he's not drunk at all!
He's a strong kid, so he's not drunk!
If you're not drunk, you can say "froggy froggy froggy froggy" three times, right?!
I can say it!
I'm not drunk at all!
Shut up!
(They're trying to say "froggy froggy froggy froggy")
I feel like a Peronin now!
I hate you, Taiki!
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
I got a call from my boss and I called you.
Are you okay with heroin and drugs?
It's not drugs and drugs, I'm drunk, so I hate it and it's over.
Oh, I see.
So you hated me, didn't you?
I hate your background.
Please tell your fans that you were very beautiful today.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Oh, I was surprised.
I'm glad you were drunk.
By the way, I'll ask you for now, but it's a self- judgment, so this time...
Did you get drunk?
I was pretty surprised about 80%.
You're drunk.
So what happened?
I was just pranking you.
That's what happened.
You're not sober yet.
It's obvious that you're not sober.
When something bad happens to humans, they feel like they're out of alcohol.
I have a little shadow.
Don't give me a shadow.
Why?
Even if you think you're sober and you're worried about being sober, this is your actual ability.
If you think you're sober and you're worried about being sober, it's really dangerous, so you can say, "Let's not make such a mistake."
Really?
This is a perfect conclusion.
But you don't look like you're sober now.
No, it's the real thing.
Don't say that again.
Oh, you're sober.
I'm sober.
I'm really sorry.
It's really special.
Really.
You were drunk.
That's amazing.
I'm really sorry to all the fans of Zeppa Gumi and Mr. Peronin.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry for making you suffer in a video that can't be helped.
Even if you say that much, you're not sober, so you're definitely not sober.
Alcohol is scary.
Everyone, it doesn't matter when that happens, right?
Let's be careful not to drown.
Wait a minute.
What?
Let's end this.
You're not sober, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're not sober, are you?
No, I'm not sober.
You think you're sober.
You're a failure.
I'm sober now.
Even though I'm sober now, they say I'm a failure like this.
Okay, you're a failure.
You're an advertising mal seamless person.
Silly man.
You're a advertising mal seamless person.
I won't forgive you for faking your age.
You're an advertising mal seamless person.